Venice is a weird city. It’s fun but it feels like it exists purely for the sake of tourism. I know it doesn’t– but tourism is definitely the biggest industry that the city has to offer. That and murano glass. It probably feels like such a tourist trap due to the fact that I’m in Florence now and its much easier to blend into the cityscape.

Hideyourface.
We wound up renting a gondola. I know its a little corny but I couldn’t have gone to Venice without doing it. It’s kinda mandatory I guess.

This is the dude who rowed us. He had to duck under all these bridges. Astronauts might be able to get drunk and do their thing but if I was drunk and rowing like this dude I would get knocked out in a second.

If you look close you can see two FedEx logos on this boat. Apparently this is how FedEx rolls in Venice.

From the canals.

Kidsister.

Moms doesn’t give a fuck.

If you want to open up a really big sneaker store or a k-mart or something that’s probably the spot.

More to come on Florence, which is arguably better than Venice.

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